Thursday, July 26, 2012
Urine of Love
Funny But True: So I drank Beet juice yesterday, and I forget this until I go in to take my Drug Screening for my awesome new teaching job. As I fill the cup I bust out laughing, and the lady at the door knocks. I come out and hand her the cup of pink urine, and she just looks at it and then looks at me. I told her that I drank Beet juice earlier, and I don't think she had ever heard that one based on the fact that I had to repeat it 3 times, and she still gave me a weird look...I think she believes Beets were my trick to passing the test. I didn't even try to explain further. I just laughed, signed the paperwork, laughed again, and walked out laughing...I wonder if I can drink a few glasses next time and give them a red sample...